Literature
Wise Advice
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Monkeys because you'll only end up with a Duck in your Toe." I never quite understood his advice until one St Pattys Day, I was gardening with my best friend Ashley. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Green and spooky sounds came from deep within. Ashley saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!